Tuesday, November 12, 2019

On Gingerbread and One Humped Camels

My how things have changed.

According to the Food Timeline, gingerbread has been around for centuries, but has shifted and changed with the times, as most things do. 

For example, in the 1930s it was credited with saving marriages.


All Alice had to do was buy a little black satin number and make the dessert her questionably devoted husband enjoyed as a boy in his plantation home. Whoosh! All lustful thoughts of Bonbon Betty Thornton fly out the window!

Here's another happy couple thanking Brer Rabbit for their marital bliss.


The creepy bunny seems to have pulled the kids in too.


Rabbits are not the only animals to be associated with molasses, and therefore, with gingerbread.

Enter the dromedary. 


And not just ANY one humped camel. This one is an angelic dromedary who talks to pictures of the mothers of dead presidents.


Good old George just can't resist Momma Washington's gingerbread.


Apparently Queen Elizabeth  liked gingerbread men, which eventually increased their popularity, and changed the recipe. This waving gingie interested me because of the mysterious holes in his hands:


Why does he have holes in his hands?

Gingerbread houses appeared on the scene after Hansel and Gretel were popularized. What child wouldn't love a book with a cover like this:


(Night terrors anyone?)

Here's a version that I might really try:


It's made from the real stuff rather than the cardboard slabs of "gingerbread" bought in a kit at Le Boutique Big Box. 

Humans could actually consume it.

And that brings us to today. Or at least, to 2006, when the world's largest gingerbread house was constructed.


I brought a plus-sized roll of Pillsbury Gingerbread Cookie dough the other day, with no plans for what to do with it. Maybe I'll create a mini replica. I think Brer Rabbit, the Dromedary, and the Doughboy would all be proud.

Monday, November 11, 2019

Magical Tricks with Flavor!

I just discovered a goldmine! The Minute Rice website offers a collection of vintage recipes, including this one, which I thought was appropriate given the holiday season:


Recipes on the ads include such beauties as Thrifty Drumstick Surprise (made with hamburger), Minute Rice and Tuna Treat, and Hot Diggity Stew.

Yes. I said it. Hot Diggity Stew


That's where the magic happens.

Tuesday, January 1, 2019

I was told that since I am now a resident of New England, I am required to be a fan of the Sox, the Pats, and the Celtics.

(Celts?)



Given that the Patriots are playing in the Super Bowl this weekend, I developed a menu which proves my allegiance, providing an appropriate color scheme and using signature New England ingredients like cranberries, maple syrup, clams, and blueberries.

Go Pats!

Snacky
Ranch Style Oyster Crackers
Patriotic Chips and North Shore Dip
Red, White and Blue Nachos

Meaty
Spicy Cranberry Meatballs
Bacon Jalapeno Bites
Mini Ballpark Dogs

Desserty
Blueberry, Blackberry, and Strawberry Skewers with MapleNilla Sauce
Nantucket Cranberry Pie




Ranch Style Oyster Crackers


3/4 cup vegetable oil
1 (1 ounce) package dry Ranch-style dressing mix
1/2 teaspoon dried dill weed
1/4 teaspoon lemon pepper
1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
1 (12 ounce) package oyster crackers

Preheat oven to 275. In a mixing bowl, whisk together vegetable oil, ranch-style dressing mix, dill weed, lemon pepper and garlic powder. Pour over the crackers in a medium bowl. Stir until the coated. Arrange on a large baking sheet. Bake for 15 to 20 minutes.


North Shore Dip

1 8oz container prepared French onion dip
1 can chopped clams

Mince clams extra fine and combine with French onion dip. Serve with Terra Stripes & Blues chips.



















Red, White, and Blue Nachos


Blue corn tortilla chips
Montgomery Jack cheese
Sharp white Cheddar cheese
Chunky salsa

Arrange tortilla chips in a single layer on a cookie sheet. Shred cheeses on chips to cover evenly but not completely. Place in hot oven until cheese is melted. Use a spoon to dribble salsa over the top; try to get some salsa on each chip.


Spicy Cran Meatballs

1 14oz can Jellied Cranberry Sauce
1 12oz bottle Heinz® Chili Sauce
1 2 lb bag frozen cocktail-size meatballs

Thoroughly mix cranberry and chili sauce in a large saucepan or crockpot. Add meatballs and heat until meatballs are heated through. Serve with toothpicks.

MapleNilla Sauce

1/2 cup sour cream
1/2 cup mascarpone
1/4 cup maple syrup
2 teaspoons vanilla

Whisk all ingredients together until well blended. Serve with fruit skewers as dipping sauce.

Sunday, March 19, 2017

Spry! Best Wedding Gift Ever!


Spry Pure Vegetable Shortening did an amazing job with marketing during the mid 1930s through the mid 1950s. They created a character named Aunt Jenny who appeared in print advertisements and hosted a radio show/soap opera.

(In this case, I guess it would be called a shortening opera.)

DiDi found for me a trippy old recipe booklet called Aunt Jenny's Favorite Recipes which of course all demand Spry.

Check out the front cover:

That handsome fella with his arm around Jenny is the ever dashing DH Calvin. For some reason, he's not referred to as "Uncle", which makes me question the nature of their relationship.

The back cover is equally fun.

The book is filled with techniques and tips for the aspiring homemaker. The back cover tips you off that Jenny likes to help newlyweds.


Who wouldn't want a paper advertocookbooklet and an economy sized can of shortening as a wedding present!

Ain't Spry grand?