For the Love of Bacon

In honor of what we may soon pay a fortune to indulge in, I offer the following.

Not creepy at all. Nope.

Cocky bacon. I'd still eat it.

Where's the rainbow?

Better question: how stoned are they?

How is this news?

For... war.

Now we're just lying to ourselves.

Bacon-wrapped... extra long french fries?

What could possibly go wrong?